Here are the results…
- What cheese can you disguise a horse with? Mascarpone
- What do you call a Frenchman wearing Sandals? Philiipe Flop
- My husband left me for my obsession with touching pasta. I’m feeling canneloni right now….
- I went on a once in a lifetime holiday last year…Phew, never again!
- What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? DOUG
- what do you a man with out a shovel on his head DOUGLASS
- what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? CLIFF
- What do you call a Gorilla with a machine gun? … Sir.
- Did you hear Greece has stopped production of tatsziki and taramasalata? They fear a double dip recession !
- 2 parrots sitting on a perch, one smells fish.
- Some guy just poured a pint of milk over me…how dairy
- What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon…? Tennish
- There’s been an explosion in a pie factory…Approx 3.142 dead
- A cop pulls over a car and finds boot full of penguins. “Take them straight to the zoo” says the cop. Next day the same: cop pulls the same car over for speeding and finds a boot full of penguins wearing sunglasses. The cop says … “I thought I told you took take these to the zoo?” The man says “I did, they loved it so I’m taking them to the seaside today!” Ba-dum-tssssh.
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