Can you identify 5 British birds by their songs? Click the video above and take the cottages4you Chirp Challenge to find out! Please post your answers as a comment below and we’ll reveal the results soon.
The weather may have let us down recently but here’s something to cheer you up! This is Zack, the well-deserved winner of our recent Give us a Giggle video competition.
Now, over to Zack…
Here are the results…
- What cheese can you disguise a horse with? Mascarpone
- What do you call a Frenchman wearing Sandals? Philiipe Flop
- My husband left me for my obsession with touching pasta. I’m feeling canneloni right now….
- I went on a once in a lifetime holiday last year…Phew, never again!
- What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? DOUG
- what do you a man with out a shovel on his head DOUGLASS
- what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? CLIFF
- What do you call a Gorilla with a machine gun? … Sir.
- Did you hear Greece has stopped production of tatsziki and taramasalata? They fear a double dip recession !
- 2 parrots sitting on a perch, one smells fish.
- Some guy just poured a pint of milk over me…how dairy
- What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon…? Tennish
- There’s been an explosion in a pie factory…Approx 3.142 dead
- A cop pulls over a car and finds boot full of penguins. “Take them straight to the zoo” says the cop. Next day the same: cop pulls the same car over for speeding and finds a boot full of penguins wearing sunglasses. The cop says … “I thought I told you took take these to the zoo?” The man says “I did, they loved it so I’m taking them to the seaside today!” Ba-dum-tssssh.
Can you do better? Post your best joke in the comment section below!
With our wedding invites obviously lost in the post we took it upon ourselves to hold a best dressed wedding guest competition in the cottages4you office today. Here you can see our very own Shirley Brooks, Pam Rebanks and Janet Pollitt ready for the big day!
Fancy a cinematic tour of the UK? We’re looking at seven upcoming cinema releases and sharing their UK filming locations. So if you fancy donning your superhero costume and paying a visit to the X-Men mansion, or taking your broomstick to Shell Cottage from the new Harry Potter film, all you need to do is click on the tickets below.
To celebrate World Poetry Day, we’re going to look at some of the UK’s finest poets and the beautiful locations that inspired them.
Tennyson – The Isle of Wight
Alfred Tennyson often wrote of the natural world. In fact, the longest serving Poet Laureate’s most famous quote describes nature as being “red in tooth and claw.” A visit to the poet’s home on the Isle of Wight, however, reveals a more beautiful side to nature.
It’s easy to see how Tennyson could find so much inspiration in the local geography. There are the sandy cliffs of Alum Bay; the iconic Needles that rise dramatically out of the sea and Tennyson Down, a grassy ridge with spectacular views of Freshwater Bay.
Wordsworth – The Lake District
William Wordsworth was equally inspired by his natural surroundings. In this case it was the evocative landscapes of the Lake District that allowed his equally vivid poetry to flow. And while the Lakes itself is a fitting testament to Wordsworth, there are plenty of places to pay homage to Tennyson’s predecessor as poet laureate.
Dove Cottage in Grasmere is widely considered to be the place where Wordsworth produced his most inspired work. Pay a visit today and you can not only take a tour of the house, but also visit a museum which houses a variety of artefacts linked to the poet.
Robert Burns – Scotland
Burns’ poetry was influenced by – and subsequently influenced – a whole nation. Now internationally celebrated, the ‘Scottish Bard’ is a cultural icon whose life is well worth exploring. Of course it helps that an exploration takes in some of Scotland’s most beautiful locations.
Burns Night is probably one of the best times to visit Scotland if you’re looking for a true measure of the poet’s legacy. The Writer’s Museum in Edinburgh, however, is perhaps better suited for a more personal exploration. There you’ll see a collection of Burns artefacts, including his writing chair.
Lewis Carroll – Oxfordshire
Though better known for Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll was also a renowned poet, specialising in such whimsical ‘nonsense poems’ as Jabberwocky and The Hunting of the Snark. And even though these works have little obvious bearing on reality, the writer’s home of Oxford provided a huge inspiration.
An Oxford boat ride down the Thames allows you to recreate the journey Carroll took when creating Wonderland. Similarly, Christ Church College in Oxford played an equally large part in the author’s life, with many of the subjects he captured in his works still there to see. So if you fancy hunting the snark yourself, you know where to begin!
Do you have your own favourite UK poet? Leave a comment below! If you’d like to continue your tour of the UK’s literary locations then check out our Magical Literary Tour on www.cottages4you.co.uk.
Kath P sent us this delicious recipe for banana and lemon tea loaf, which we thought we’d share with you on the blog.
You’re probably all fed up with pancakes today, so this should make a welcome change!
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115g (4oz) sunflower margarine
115g (4oz) light soft brown sugar
2 medium eggs
225g (8oz) self-raising flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
3 medium bananas
finely grated zest of 1 lemon
175g (6oz) sultanas
1. Preheat oven to 180°C/350°F/gas mark 4. Grease and line a 900g (2lb) loaf tin.
2. Put margarine, sugar, eggs, flour and baking powder in a bowl. Beat together using an electric mixer until thoroughly mixed.
3. Peel and mash bananas. Add to cake mixture with lemon zest and beat until well mixed. Stir in sultanas, mixing well.
4. Spoon mixture into tin and level the surface. Bake in oven for 1-11/4 hours, until risen, golden brown and just firm to the touch. Turn out onto a wire rack and cool.